Mathew Bacon
Sergent In Arms
Without Conrad there wouldn't be a Daycare For Drunks or any of the amazing services D4D offers. Although these days he's mostly just a figured head of the organization and holds a 51.5% interest in D4D. Every good American organization needs an corporate asshole at the top to shit down on everyone else. These days there are probally more Elvis sightings then there are Conrad sightings and he hasn't made a D4D meeting in years. There are so many rumors that it's hard to tell the fact from the ficton. At least once a month there seems like there is a new rumor of his demise. We have setup an official "Where in the world is Conrad?" Facebook page were people post sightings, stories, rumors, gossip, etc etc.... More About Conrad
johnny b rouge : Urban Photographer and life long barfly on the liver transplant list for oer 3 years now. His dead liver can be smelled before he enters a rooom but best known for his never ending mindless self indulgence, personal space issues, his germaphobie and complaints about his ice cream being to cold and strippers giving out free lap dances. If one could ever figure out how to focus his creative energy, endless ideas generation into something productive we have no doubt it would be earth changing. For now he serves as the best fucking photographer that we can find that is willing to be paid in cold cans of PBR.More about Johnny
"My bottle is my temple” With a quote like that, how could we not let him be part of our little thirsty liver cult. When kens not tormenting little old ladies outside of senior citizen centers about politics or god, you can find him deep in thought sipping on so good old johnnie black. More about Rooster P. Nhut
Justin Makler: Known to be a real nice guy when he’s sleeping but spends way to much time fighting with his alter egos and referering to himself in the 3rd person. If you believe the rumors about Justin then you believe that he is the Peter Parker of the dive bar scene and is alter ego is non other than Shoofly, Conrads life long coat tail ridding friend. We will admit that there are some resemblances, from the bug eyes, to the never ending chatter, texting and self indulgence. However, unlike Spiderman the only thing he is fighting is the death of his own liver.- More about Justin
Andrea Wells : Artist and barmaid at Neumanns Bar in Edwardsville IL. Often called the bar nazi, when she’s not yelling at dumb broke ass college kids you can find her sketching portraits of the patrons she babysits. - More about Andrea
FOUNDER, CEO, POSTER CHILD of DAYCARE FOR DRUNKS 2001
Conrad is everywhere!
Conrad Doodle Droonks
D4D Organ Donor - The people that make it happen
The only place you could find a more diverse cast of charectors would be on a diversity campagin photoshoot. The core (can't call them staff because they don't get paid.) members that have not only sacriced their only begotten livers, but have given countless hours of creative brain trust, physically labor and at times, cash out of their own pockets to see this "thing" we call D4D survive.
The core players in any other instance may never have ever crossed paths due to how diverse we all are. However, we all share this common core drive where we need to be creative to breath. Where Daycare For Drunks its collection of creative minds that on surface level look like a diversity campaign but behind it all the individuals share core philospies about creative expression and they share the mindset of, I breath therefore I create....
These guys earned their colors and donated their livers to the cause!
Find out how you can be a card carrying, patch wearing member here!
Johnny B. Rogue
Bacon as his friends call him comes across as that softspoken "nice guy" but don't let him fool you. He is known to punch cops over speeding tickets, and you never know when he might fall off a bar stoll and hurt someone. Bacon has NEVER been one to turn his back on a last call, a broke friend with an empty mug or a hot chick in a short skirt. His knowledge of adult beverages, off-set printing, silk screening, Macintosh computers (hardware/software) and sweedish porn makes him an asset that we could never replace.
Justin R. Makler
Justin R Makler
The One Man Think Tank
Johnny b Rogue
The Grind
Andrew Wells
Bar Nazi
Rooster P. Nut
Organ Donor
Joseph Reincke
The Ink
NSFW Rosemary
Smutt Mistress
Shoofly
The Founders Best Friend and Fly On the Wall
This Could Be You
Future Organ Donor
NaNa
Editor And Chief & Sergent Of Arms
D4D is lucky to have scored a talent like Joe, we can't tell if he is oblivious to his god like talent or if his DNA is really just structured not to be egoless. Answer me this, name a tattoo'er that doesn't have an ego that walks into the room 15 min before they arrive. We'll that person is joe and he's got the talent, years and street cred to put any reality TV tattoo trustfund baby in the timeout corner. Oh and did we mention his hot wife? If not, he will.
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Not once have I been around NSFW Rosemary where she hasn't made me blush, inspired me, brought me an adult beverage, made me smile, changed my mind, exspanded my perspective. She will dance right through your mind, embrace your heart, tickle your loins with a taunt and a tease that is felft from head to head (wink, wink).She may be "stoner late" all of the time but the endless "Momma Fix" nature of hers makes it all alright. Her porn addiction is matched by her intilect, abd creative ability that melds witih everyone she meets.
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"Like a fly on a horses ass, Shoofly is nothing but bothersome" is how his own mother once described him. Shoofly is a life long friend of Conrads and is said to have been born out of one of Conrads earliests bowl movments. He's like a fly to shit but has turned into an asset to the company if truth be told. He's our fly on the wall so to speak and like all coat ridding bottom feeders as started his own clothing line, Shoofly Brand.
Grandma or NaNa as she likes to be called knows more curse words than every staff member combined. Not only is she a master of altering Good Housekeepings Recipies into mind altering editables, she can down a bottle of Gin before the T Leary Red Cake Brownies cool.
She adds a level of credibilty and institutional knowledge and is an amazing 70 years young.Plus we have to mention she gets us amazing discounts and great parking spots everytime. Her most amazing skill is getting us out of trouble when, "the shit hits the fan" as they say. Speeding ticket, no problem. "Sorry officer, Grandma fell and we are afriad she has broken her hip." etc...
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